The border writing starts: “An orphan left to a world in which she does not belong undertakes a perilous journey.’ Ooh!
At Bleeding Cool, artist Jeremy Bastian gets interviewed about his graphic novel, Cursed Pirate Girl, published by Archaia Entertainment. I’m sold on the cover art alone!
Scientists say he could have hurt the shark or himself; I call BS on the former; he touched it for all of 5 seconds. And as for the latter, danger is totally pirate. What do you think?
Michigan state Sen. Roger Kahn of Saginaw proved himself a friend of pirates everywhere by declaring International Talk Like a Pirate Day an official state holiday. He’s got to brush up on his “arrrs,” but he’ll have plenty of time before we make it to the 49 other states!
I won’t forget when Peter Pan came to my house, took my hand
I said I was a boy; I’m glad he didn’t check.
I learned to fly, I learned to fight.
I lived a whole life in one night.
We saved each other’s lives out on the pirate’s deck.
And I remember that night
When I’m leaving a late night with some friends
And I hear somebody tell me it’s not safe,
someone should help me
I need to find a nice man to walk me home.
When I was a boy, I scared the pants off of my mom,
Climbed what I could climb upon
And I don’t know how I survived,
I guess I knew the tricks that all boys knew.
And you can walk me home, but I was a boy, too.
I was a kid that you would like, just a small boy on her bike
Riding topless, yeah, I never cared who saw.
My neighbor come outside to say, “Get your shirt,”
I said “No way, it’s the last time I’m not breaking any law.”
And now I’m in this clothing store, and the signs say less is more.
More that’s tight means more to see, more for them, not more for me.
That can’t help me climb a tree in ten seconds flat.
When I was a boy, See that picture? That was me,
Grass-stained shirt and dusty knees.
And I know things have gotta change,
They got pills to sell, they’ve got implants to put in,
they’ve got implants to remove.
But I am not forgetting…that I was a boy too.
And like the woods where I would creep, it’s a secret I can keep
Except when I’m tired, ‘cept when I’m being caught off guard
And I’ve had a lonesome awful day, the conversation finds its way
To catching fire-flies out in the backyard.
And so I tell the man I’m with about the other life I lived
And I say, “Now you’re top gun, I have lost and you have won”
And he says, “Oh no, no, can’t you see
When I was a girl, my mom and I we always talked
And I picked flowers everywhere that I walked.
And I could always cry, now even when I’m alone I seldom do
And I have lost some kindness
But I was a girl too.
And you were just like me, and I was just like you.”
“Avatar” star Zoe Saldana was spotted with footballer-turned-artist Marco “Pirate” Perego on the isle of Capri, after which they escaped the photogs by sea, of course. What do you think? Is Marco pirate enough to be Pirate?