Aarhus, Denmark hosts Tall Ships Races 2013

Oh, and they were singing sea chanties.

Kicking off with a real-life sea battle (ok, maybe it was just show, but it looked cool) the first leg of the annual Tall Ships Races in Europe features 13 countries, 4 days, 10,000 young, bright-eyed, fresh-faced tall ship sailors. I wish I was here!

Hey, this pirate stuff is serious business

Hey, this pirate stuff is serious business

Did you know that to a pirate, chocolate could be more valuable than gold? Not surprising, especially if you’re a girl (obvious joke). From July 4-7, if you’re in the New York area, head to Philipsburg Manor in Sleepy Hollow for the “Pirates of the Hudson” interactive exhibit.

A three-hour (pirate) tour in Honolulu

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Maybe you’ve got the pirate princess bug but you’re not ready to run away to sea just yet. But if you’re a lucky bastard and happen to be in Honolulu, Hawaii, you can join the crew of the Treasure Seeker for a whirlwind hour-and-a-half jaunt from Kewalo Basin to Waikiki and back. Aye, ma’am!

New Pirate Themed Cruise Set for Launch.

This gorgeous pirate girl is just one of the boys.

What it takes to be a Daughter of Neptune

The bell onboard the SS Sorlandet. It’s part of the Class Afloat program, which I’m sadly too old for. Nuts!

Toronto Star staffer Andrew Livingstone gets a pirate’s eye view aboard the SS Sorlandet. Testimony from real-life pirate princess and Class Afloat alum Celina Diaz: “Before you cross you’re a pollywog and when you cross you become a shellback,” she said. “It’s like once you become a shellback you’re part of this society, you’re under King Neptune’s protection.”

If you, (unlike me, at least in the pirate ship world) are still a youngster, find out more about the Class Afloat program!